Fairfax, VA, USA. A columnist must be mentally nimble, a lover of naked rugby, agile without constraint. Editors must be viewed as a necessary evil but one that in an ideal world would be seldom needed.

We are, after all and unlike Shakespeare, all too human and the frequency of my unblotted manuscripts ranges from seldom to somewhere south of infinity. I am nothing if not an irrational number.

Fairfax, VA, USA. Social conservatives use the term Homosexual Agenda to describe the advocacy of cultural acceptance and normalization of non-heterosexual orientations and relationships. Sort of like the Heterosexual Agenda but with less vaginal penetration and more anal sex.

Alternately, Daily Show host Jon Stewart defined the gay agenda as gay marriage, civil rights protection, Fleet Week expanded to Fleet Year, Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) assistance for when it's raining men, Kathy Griffin to host everything and a nationwide ban on pleated pants. [N1]